Driver:"IDIOT!" Homer (also driving): "He means you Marge."

Moronic moments of the new month:

1) staying up this late.

2) being online this late.

3) writing here this late!

4) almost getting my car smashed by a dump truck, and/or towed away, at 4:15 am.

5) making the surprisingly large effort to write here this late and then realizing all I really wanted to say is that I almost lost my car by means of mind-numbing stupidity...

mind... numb...

"Vote Quimby!"