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Welcome to the
LITTLE ENGINES Issue Three Electronic Reading Tour!

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Letters to a Grade School Teacher
by Anonymous Students

Dear Mrs xxxxxxxx,

I wood like to make one thing cler. I don't ate grad annd gas, and my besk is to small for me.

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I was not able to go to lunch to day because of what happened yesterday. And I really could not go because I was actting up right now. I could avoid it by listening to the techer. But I didn't and right now it is to late.

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I pledge alegents to the flag of you ninenets state of amarica untell this plubie wich in sante one nachon under god inviezabull untell this wich in public.

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